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[Capt. Henry Morgan]

From: Pope Tyler Jones, [TAZ]Nasrudins.Donkey.2
Location: Zhukovsky Station, Omega-52, Sirius Coalition

To: The Coalition government

'Allo there, ol' chaps! I hope yer day is goin' as well as mine. I'm gettin' in touch with ye fer a couple reasons. First off, I delivered a fresh load of refugees lookin' fer a new life to Zhukovsky. There's 1,250 of 'em. Do treat 'em well, would ye?

Now, on to the other matter. Fer some time, I've been datin' a woman from here in the Coalition. Her name's Katerina Tarasova and she's workin' in the cargo office here on Zhukovsky. Anyway, me Katen'ka is ready fer me to meet her family on Volgograd. Me travel papers don't allow me to go beyond the public areas of yer space facilities, so I think ye can see me problem. Would ye be so kind as to issue me the appropriate travel documents? It would mean so much to me.

If ye need me, ye can find me here on Zhukovsky. I'll remain as long as ye need me.

Hail Eris! -><- καλλιστι -><- All Hail Discordia

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