"Hey, that's me!" Discovery Freelancer version

[t0l]

then leave for three days.

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[Pavel]

Trolling 101 course, seems like that.




PS
Tal why do you have trollships in sig?

[t0l]

csvs arent trollships

theyre contributors to society

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[Backo]

Intentionally make a fighter with AU7
intentionally roleplay like a goofus
claim blue msg
love people judging others for stuff like that

Korny pls:

Hear of an event in Dublin
Make double nova bomber with crappy armor upgrade ( think it was 3 )
Yell angry football hooligan lines at people about flying on the wrong side of the lanes
Wait for event participants to take a group picture
Make 16 people die (including myself) in less than 1 second
Quickly log out and watch the rage in Flood about what just happened

I even had Dusty post the blue wall picture instead of me, because everyone kept yelling "BAN VINNIE JONES" on the forums.

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[Red_One]

Attempt to flak an incoming torpedo.
Friendly fire at least three snubs that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Torpedo ends up missing on its own anyway.
Cry.

[Lythrilux]

csvs arent trollships

theyre contributors to society

no you fool, anything that kills IMG is a trollship.

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[Kazinsal]

csvs arent trollships

theyre contributors to society

no you fool, anything that kills IMG is a trollship.

incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile

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Retired, permanently.

[Enkidu]

csvs arent trollships

theyre contributors to society

no you fool, anything that kills IMG is a trollship.

incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile incoming missile

Meanwhile, back at the Kyshu/Tau23 hole:

Transport_Mc_CrediT:"Why are the Zoners Pirating us OMFG read ur ID -_-"

Meanwhile, back in Frankfurt:

HerrPryratticalCruizer: "You break everything CW| stands 4. Cum to me and rP, Ffsk…"


///all dialogue paraphrased and dated from December.

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

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[Strichev]

See a high rank well known trader. (Something like beyond the jumphole.) Name your ship in an almost identical way. Go around doing stupid things and then extort money from the famous trader. Demand 50 000 000 for the rename. Profit.

[Enkidu]

See a barge. Orgasm immediately.
Tell everybody in the huge, blanket skypechat you're in casually that you saw a barge in Berry.
Suddenly, thousands of Piratical Personages flood Berry.
Complain about a lack of meaningful Gallic sector role-play encounters.

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

Information | Recruitment | Message Dump |
Feedback | Diplomatic channel

(Links pending redevelopment).