Melvin pray to what ever deity you or your ancestors worshiped that we never meet for I will grind you and the whole Litigation Division into fertilizer!
COMM ID:Fleet Admiral Alan Jones TARGET ID:Chloe~ ♡ SUBJECT:Re: Free The Hoes
Image feed online
Ms. Chloe,
Somehow your open broadcast has reached me at the Navy Strategic command. At first it almost looked like some kind of prank or some naming from someone bored.
But I am actually impressed.
So, as per liberty Laws under section 1 chapter 3;
Quote:1.3 Improper passenger conditions
Only Freighters, Armored "Pelican" Transport, Liners and Yachts may transport various classifications of passengers, excluding Prisoners.
The conditions described in your communication are considered as unacceptable under the passenger laws of the republic of Liberty and I will issue a notification to the border patrols to liberate all these hoes and provide them with the liberty, freedom and treatment due.
Thank you for your message. We will indeed do the good deeds and free the hoes.
Best Regards,
Alan Jones
Fleet Admiral, First Fleet
Liberty Navy Strategic Command
- TRANSMISSION TERMINATED -
"If your heart is filled with faith, then you can't fear."
GRUNDER SOFTWARE GmBH NEURAL NET SUITE
NEURAL NET DATASTREAM SOFTWARE v1.2
USER: KOBAYASHI, SETSUNA ERROR: REGISTRATION EXPIRED 2973 DAYS AGO. NON-FATAL EXCEPTION - NULLPIRATEN.SO NOT FOUND (0X000000AA)
NEURAL UPLINK: ONLINE
CONNECTION STATUS: ONLINE
GATEWAY: tau-ext-23339.tau.nnbackbone.kimidori.co.ku (234.91.11.4)
[DEFINED BY NETWORK POLICY VIA NDHCP]
DMARC POINT: DMARC.UTSUNOMIYA.OUROBOROS.CO.EW
(c49a:99ca:c892:1120:19a3:1dad:feed:9344)
VERIFYING CHECKSUM... OK
DATALINK XMIT DEVICE SLAVED AS /dev/ens4p1.
XMIT TYPE IS SET - BIG ENDIAN.
ENCRYPTION SUITE IS SET - AGEIRA 4098 QUANTUM-RESISTANT HASH W/ PRESHARED KEY
ENCRYPTION DEVICE IS TYPE - EFUSE
EFUSE DEVICE IS /DEV/MODULAR/EFS90E30.
READY FOR DATASTREAM - LISTENING FOR PACKETS ON LOOPBACK DEVICE.
Negotiating security policy from Network Policy Server.. ERROR - NO NETWORK POLICY DEFINED - CONSULT WITH YOUR FACTIONAL NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR.
Continuing with local policy..
Negotiating routing path from Gateway..
Route received from Gateway.
Opening port 42010 on /dev/ens4p1..
Transmitting datastream
// TRANSMISSION METADATA (MIMEv5 FORMAT): \\ media-type:text/nnhttp-compliant-html source:29ce0a63-b7c4-4314-903b-863804206573 source-humanreadable:RESOLVED - KOBAYASHI, SETSUNA target:1ee71337-1ee7-1337-1ee7-133704206969 target-humanreadable:RESOLVED - LOVELACE CIRCLE flags: enc public text burst-xmit encoding:sirian unicode-820
SENDER: Major Setsuna Kobayashi, Battlegroup Ouroboros RECIPIENT: FADM Alan Jones , LIBNAV STRATCOM ; PUBLIC SUBJECT: Synthetic Sin
Well.
Color me surprised, there's someone who actually gives a damn in the Liberty Navy about the well being of the citizenry.
Maybe you can give Captain Brown some pointers on putting values above policy.
The meeting at old 48 is lively. Some script kiddie had managed to think an expensive troupe of performers aboard Synth Paste billboard ships were prostitutes, and apparently whatever mindrot they were on had spread.
"Adrian? Adrian, look at this. They actually are that dumb." "I'm telling you, Slate, this is what happens when you don't eat food whose nutritional value hasn't been calculated by actual experts. I bet this Chloe is fat, old, and feeble-minded." The meeting dissolves into pointing and laughing at everyone who bought it. "Want this one? I have to go chew out the blustering idiot, then I have to attend another Technocrat dissection. This one might even have original parts and not just more Kishiro bootlegs, and your boys, Ivy, can't wait to dig into those."
You may consider the following:
Chloe is a confirmed fat (110 kg and rising!) old boomer who assumes everyone else to be as constantly horny as she is.
To this end, she has begun orchestrating the abduction of traveling bands, theater troupes, and other such entertainment on the assumption that they be, as she says, "hoes".
Stop swallowing the bait like it's as delicious as our Synth Paste, it's embarrassing.
Adrian Robinson
Customer Relations, Synth Foods, Inc.