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The Order (player faction)
35px Description
Description
The Order is a group of bitches that are having their first interracial experiences with the race known simply as the Nomads, or blue dicks for short. The leader of this group is a well known kid acting as a female ingame, it is known that nerds do that very often to have a virtual girlfriend, or some virtual sex onboard someone's Ossie! The Ossie in question here is what we call the Sagibuk, also known as Sajuuk. Sagibuk in georgian means 'Anal Sex'. Kinda fitting, huh?
What we promise you if you join our faction is a long...and painful session of anal sex with humanity's best friends (we don't fuck dogs anymore) Nomads. They'll fill your ass with a blue substance that will give you a nerdgasm.
25px Historical Information
The Order of Porn that we know today is the result of having a race with a bigger attribute size instead of ours. We like to give our ass freely, at anytime and anywhere.
During the Nomad War we were renown for having spacesex with the first discovered Hypergate, located deep in the anus of Omicron Minor.
The Order of Porn is led by a group of nerds that act as porn actors ingame, unfortunately instead of using the word 'give' in a proper sense, they 'give' their ass. Instead of giving it to hookers like a normal christian would.
25px Ranking Sistem
Admirality -
Nerd Lord
Mid Nerd
Nerd King
High ranks -
Assonel
Bondage
Mid ranks -
Anal Sex
Penis
Low ranks -
Balls Feet
If you are not listed on here then please contact Rodent (Hot Rod on forums) or add yourself.
Last uptated 28th April by Omicron
Thank you.
HONOURABLE EX-MEMBERS
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