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Ezrael Verniggort
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Ezrael Vertiga, 42069
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Origin Planet Curacao, Cortez,

Independent Worlds

Occupation Professional Penis Fencer
Gender Aeroplane
Affiliation Freelancer
Freelancer since your mom was born
Born June 4th, 1989, Tiananmen Square

Information

Ezrael Vernigga is a filthy, violent hobo from Planet Curacao. He is known for captaining an unaffiliated Mako-class battleship, the Apahanta that he uses to sneak upon unknowing children. Apart from that, he is also known for being a skillful show-boater that talks to himself.
Ezrael appears as manlet in his late 250's and early 306's. He a short boi


Biography

Background

he gae


Defection

gay butt

After the defection

irrelevance

Personality

nonexistent


The many women of Ezrael Vertiga

he wore a jimmy hat dropping stomach pancakes on a shitload of female gorillas

Assets

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The.Apahanta
SRP Battleship, Mako
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CV-Hoffnungsschimmer
Unique Home Ship, Corvo
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CV-Apotheosis
Mia Takashi's Reward, Bishamon
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CV-Sternenstunde
Cheap Gunboat, Montante (Sold)
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Handsome.Rover
Apahanta's Scout Drone, Gitano
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Charming.Rover
Bretonia Scout Drone, Hayabusa
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Seductive.Rover
Liberty Scout Drone, Hayabusa
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Attractive.Rover
Hussar Combat Drone, Hussar
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Entropic.Rover
Weapon of Mass Destruction, Hayabusa
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Operative.Red
Secret Bomber for Alter Ego, Roc
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Forlorn|Athena
Forlorn Hope Research Ship, Corvo

Trivia

- Since Curacao was natively free of any insects and even today only contains controlled amounts of practical insects, he is afraid of them. It was a cultural shock to him when he and Maren took a walk on Planet Canaria in a forest and he saw a head-sized moth flying around at a lantern, scaring him infront of his girlfriend who never saw him afraid of anything before.

- He hates the Alien-franchise and he is afraid of the concept of chestbursting.

- He loves sweet red fruit wine, especially gallic imports.

- He mostly eats fruits and vegetables and avoids eating larger portions when other people are around, as he doesn't like it when people watch him eating. On dates, he only eats salads. Of course, because fruits influence the taste of his body fluids.

- He is afraid of robots gaining sentience. Because of that, he always asks the Apahanta or any other robot or AI very politely to carry out his orders. Each sentence contains a "please".

- Ezrael dislikes the concept of love robots, as they take away the spice in seducing women and the higher stakes.

- According to Leon, Ezrael once got a Kishiro Love Robot gifted to him and he was not seen for days. According to that story, the robot realized Ezrael likes getting cuffed to the bed by women, so it did it as well. During one session, the robot ceased to function and Ezrael was cuffed to the bed without any means to free himself. He was naked and his lower body was covered by the motionless head of the robot. And he had to shout for help.

- He absolutely hates chocolate and greasy food and constantly tries to convince other people to not eat unhealthy, especially his girlfriend.

- Similarly to his time as teacher at the college, he also does not maintain distance to his crew and sometimes sleeps with the females on his ship. Dr. Adrianna Carr, the Chief Medical Officer of the Apahanta, hates him because of that as she finds that disgusting. She shows that openly, however stays with them because of the payment and the relaxed working atmosphere.

- He enjoys using the Apahanta's remote controlled drones, the Rovers, to just randomly fly around and talk with people remotely.

- He only studied because of a woman that kept him at bay. She later taught at the college he later worked as well. He met Sombra and Leon there. He never managed to bed the teacher. She was homosexual, as Sombra told him later.

- Preferably, Ezrael drinks curacaoan tea.

- Whenever he goes shopping, he is followed by at least four Kishiro Service Robots who later carry his purchased items home.

- He hates hats. When Maren joked to get herself a fez, he outright forbade it.

- He does not like children and if it was not for Maren, he would prefer to not aim for making one or two with her. Since she is however infertile due to her cardamine consumption, he does not worry about that.

- His trust in Leon and Sombra is so high, they both have access to his banking accounts.

- Ezrael is addicted to adrenaline. This is why he enjoys surfing, sex and hoverbiking so much. However, he does not experience boredom and he is not impatient.

- Despite having defected from the Core, he still admires the Core and some of the Guildkeepers. Especially Erik Nodtviet impressed him. Ezrael also admires Goro Yoshida for his charismatic appearance despite the Lane Hackers being hostile towards him.

- While being fully aware of it being rather contraproductive, Ezrael on average sleeps only five hours each night, always wanting to be the first person to occupy the bathroom as he requires an entire hour for his daily shower-shave-style procedures. However, since he does workouts in the morning, he takes a nap an hour after lunch to sleep another few hours. After all, there is not much to do for him on the Apahanta as his crew and the KSRs do most of the work.

- Ezrael got his own Corvo, the CV-Eclipse, once Corvos were sold at Corfu, by his parents as present. OSC upgraded the ship, enabling it to do land on planets, which allowed Ezrael to use the Corvo as mobile home ship. He sold his apartment for it and moved to it and turned the ship into a party ship. His bedroom consisted out of a giant bed which filled half of the room. Of course he frequently made use of it to throw wild parties. Once he met Maren and engaged in a serious relationship with her, she moved in and shared the room with him. As a token of love, he renamed the ship to CV-Hoffnungsschimmer (Glimmer of hope) as Maren was his light guiding him through dark times. Later, Maren and her incubus installed a nomad power cell into the cloaking device of the ship, which worked well first but later ended up in the technical infection of the ship, turning the back part into something obviously nomad-ish. Because of that, Ezrael unregistered the ship, claiming it was stolen while in truth, he let Maren have it. Because of that, he is mad at Maren and her incubus as they turned his home into the very objectification of nomad influence destroying everything he loved in his life.

- Ezrael was obsessed with the idea of adding an apple tree to the hydroponics on the Apahanta. In 825 A.S., it finally happened and with a not small logistical effort, the ship now habitates an apple tree. The tree produces Pinky Lady apples and since that the hydroponics act as a meeting place for the crew of the ship.

- Whenever there is a chance, Ezrael claims Maren once laughed so hard that it caused her to vomit. Of course that never happened, yet he still tries to convince everyone and even herself of it being the truth.

- During a test of the upgraded cloaking device of the Apahanta, a critical AI error almost destroyed the ship by overcharging the power core. Ezrael had to manually shut the power core down, pushing heavy shafts into the core while the engine room was unbearably heated. Ezrael burned his hands and arms and his shoulders, only to be rescued and treated in time by Dr. Adrianna Carr. The flesh of his arms was completely burned and got replaced by synthetical muscle fibers. While his arms feel normal, they are synthetically recreated and are no longer his own flesh. Matter of factly, however, it is not noticable as it looks and feels exactly like the original.

- He and Maren have a cat they found on Gran Canaria. It is a black cat with red-ish paws, thus they called it Mittens. They found it in a forest, when Ezrael peed against a tree. The cat later followed them and seemed to be extremely cuddly, so they took it with them. Since then Mittens lived with them on the CV-Hoffnungsschimmer and later on Curacao.

- One of Sombra's three cats is called Ezrael, named after her love. It is a black cat that constantly pushes objects off the table. Sombra also named a cat after Leon, however later it turned out Leon was a female cat. She just sticked to the name, though. The third cat is Mojo.

- When Maren tricked Auxesia by giving her incubus to Nancy, there was a short period of time when Nancy forced the incubus to leave her body again - the incubus did out of respect for Maren's friend and had to remain in a bathtub before Maren was ready to receive the incubus again. Ezrael, who once said he would swim with said incubus, entered the bathtub and placed the incubus on his bare chest. He bathed with an alien.

- Ezrael refuses to allow any alterations to his body. Neither did he allow Maren's incubus to infect him, which could have made him stronger and better, nor did he accept James El Harady's offer to get nanites inserted into his body which would adjust his body values in any way he would like it. The reason for this is, apart from the obvious disadvantages of being mechanically altered or infected by Nomads, that Ezrael, as a biologician, loves the human body the way it is. He enjoys looking at attractive body shapes, no matter what gender, while his sexual interest is merely heterosexual.

- Despite being allied with Bretonia and every now and then cooperating with Kaze Dagon, he clearly dislikes her and doesn't hide the fact at all, which is a rather untypical behavior for him.

- He hasn't seen his dick in 10 years

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