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| name = Sirius Cock Rectum and Ale
 
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| alignment = Unlawful
 
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Revision as of 04:30, 15 April 2013

This is a player faction. For the affiliated NPC faction, see Sirius Coalition For the server rules for this faction, see Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army ID.


Sirius Cock Rectum and Ale
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Origin Sirius
Affiliation Coalition
Alignment Unlawful
Profile
Date of founding 00 BC A.S.
Date of dissolution 00 BC A.S.
Founder(s) Ras P. Utin - Known pedophile
Current leader(s) I. P. Freely
Base of operations Zvezdny Gorodok, Omega-52
Primary role
Doing up the house is their bread and buttah
Secondary role
Get their ships to spike three and their homo be a nutter

The Sirius Cock Rectum and Ale union is a collection of faggots and hipsters who escaped the gas chambers of Rheinland due to an inventory fluke brought about by one Flop Von Lord.

History

Sentenced to life in the cuuuuuuubes for bumhole-related incidents by a shadowy cabal of old men bent on running the world, the union soon escaped with the aid of their gay lovers, the Red Hessians who had sworn an oath to not rest until they had the most overpowered shit ever.


Current times

Fuck all has happened but the loyal toadies of Melvin Fatz keep watch for the red dawn which is to come.


National Anthem

"When der Melvin says: Our ships will be over p! We heil! Heil! Right in Der Melvin's face! Not to love der Melvin is a great disgrace! So Heil! HEIL! Right in Der Melvin's face! When herr Blodo says: We own Rheinland and all its space! We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Der Blodo's face! When herr Igiss says: They'll never nerf this shit! We heil! HEIL! Right in Der Igiss' face! Ist we not the super men? SCRA pure roleplay men?! JA WE IST DER ROLEPLAY MEN! Super-duper roleplay men. Ist these ships not gud? Would you leave them if you could? JA THESE SHIPS ARE SO GUD! We would-a leave them if-a we could! We bring the world new balance! HEIL MELVIN'S NEW BALANCE! Every Outcast, enemy or else! Will feel der Admin's tastes! As we nerf their shit to the ground! When der Melvin says: Our ships will be over p! We heil! Heil! Right in Der Melvin's face! Not to love der Melvin is a great disgrace! So Heil! HEIL! Right. In. Der. Melvin's. Faaaaaaaaaace!

Diplomacy

Faction Relationship
Mollys
At War
Red Hessians
Hostile
Bundschuh
Hostile
LWB
Hostile
Gaians
Unfriendly
Colonial Remnant
Unfriendly
IMG
Unfriendly
Zoners
Unfriendly
Civilians and common Traders
Neutral
The Council
Neutral
The Order
Friendly
Unioners
Friendly
Everyone else
Allied
House government enforcers
Allied
Bounty Hunters Guild
Allied
Outcasts
Allied
Corsairs
Allied
Aliens and infested forces
Allied


Known Bases