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[[Category:The Order]]
 
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{{Character_Infobox
 
{{Character_Infobox
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| name= Michal Pulanski
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| name= Michal Golanski
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| image= Gol.troll.jpg
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| image= Golanski.jpg
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| caption = Michal Pulanski, [[Gran Pula]] 818 A.S.
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| caption = Michal Golanski, [[Gran Canaria]] 818 A.S.
 
| origin= [[Edge Worlds]]
 
| origin= [[Edge Worlds]]
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| occupation= Order Coffee Boy, [[Wedjat]] HQ's Bathroom Janitor
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| occupation= Order High Command member, [[Wedjat]] Spymaster
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| alignment= Dirty
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| alignment= Quasi-lawful
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| affiliation= Union of the Janitors
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| affiliation= [[The Order]], [[Zoners]]
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| rank= Janitor
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| rank= Rear Admiral
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| status = Deceased after a combustion in one of the bathroom due to his farts
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| status = Active (819 A.S.)
 
| birth_date= 30th April 798 [[A.S.]], [[Planet Crete]], [[Omicron Gamma]]
 
| birth_date= 30th April 798 [[A.S.]], [[Planet Crete]], [[Omicron Gamma]]
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Quote| Feel free to rape me, many [[bounty hunters]] did that engaging battle with me. And oh, I won't oppose resistance!}}
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{{Quote| Feel free to kill me... many tried, everyone fallen. - Golanski to [[bounty hunters]] before battle.}}
 
{{PTOC}}
 
{{PTOC}}
 
==[[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Background</span>==
 
==[[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Background</span>==
  
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Golanski is an [[The_Order_(player_faction)|Order Primary Fleet]] janitor, former [[Zoner]] prick born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard [[Prison Station Mitchell]]. His duty in primary fleet, as a janitor, began after the invitation of a lonesome order agent that had some problems with the bathrooms of the Isis.
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Golanski is an [[The_Order_(player_faction)|Order Primary Fleet]] officer, former [[Zoner]] born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard [[Java Station]]. His duty in primary fleet began after the invitation from captain [[Eriksson Ravenov]].
  
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Early life and descendant</span> ===
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Early life and descendant</span> ===
  
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Golanski was sometimes mistaken as taliban, due to his voice. But his parents were Zoners, and how they breeded him is yet unknown, possibly thanks to a lucky encounter between his mother with a resident of the ancient republic of Congo. He spent his early life in Omicrons, that's why his dumb callsign of 'Omicron' (I have a lot of immagination, I know). He lived mainly on Freehooker 9, being trained in piloting a flying banana to the rear of a whore when he was 16. His life was hard as the film productor insulted him constantly about the dimensions of his pee-shooter.
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Golanski was sometimes mistaken as Corsair, due to the place from where he was born. But his parents were Zoners of not clear descendant, possible similar to East European colonists from the overloaded [[Hispania]] that later usualy mixed into other houses or [[SCRA]]. He spent his early life in Omicrons. He lived mainly on Freeport 9, being trained in piloting a fighter when he was 16. His life was hard as the Edge Worlds offer a relative safe following idea ''stay away from any troubles''.
  
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Freelancer career and Order</span> ===
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Freelancer career and Order</span> ===
 
[[Image:Freeport9.JPG|thumb|right|260px| [[Freeport 9]], to which station Golanski affilates himself to.]]
 
[[Image:Freeport9.JPG|thumb|right|260px| [[Freeport 9]], to which station Golanski affilates himself to.]]
  
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Finaly a hooker's ass was too small for him. In 817 [[A.S.]] he bought an Osiris due to him becoming a homosexual, and having some problems filling his butthole with something that had small proportions to his crack. During these troublesome times he met the luzly, lolzy SOB going by the name of '''.i.''' (also called, codename 'penis'). During this span of time, he had an average increase of his crack by a neat 400 K.
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Finaly Omicrons were too small for him. In 817 [[A.S.]] after being captured by [[Das Wilde]] and by miracle avoiding infection, he decided to start a freelancer career in house core space. He piloted the [[Charon]] and the [[Kingfisher]] fighters keeping low profile. During his visit on [[Java Station]] he met an Order recruiter who took him to [[Omicron Minor]]. Under the callsign 'Omicron' he worked in secondary fleet, later under command of colonel [[Kell Tainer]]. Then he was introduced slowly to the inteligence division (Called the [[Wedjat]]), becoming a prospective operative. He signed up for primary fleet after his friend, [[Chris Leigh]] quickly reaching officer status in the fleet. He is very proud of it, soon joining science division when he heared that they need experienced pilot for research team, objective was secret but after the mission he stayed serving as liason officer and explorer.
  
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">In the fleet</span> ===
 
=== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">In the fleet</span> ===
  
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Live in [[The Order]] changed him, cleaning the toilets of the agents that ate fried Nomad for Christmas was a bitter pill to take down, that's why he probably suicided himself in the bathroom by de-pluging the oxygen supply system, intoxicating himself with a fart.  
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Live in [[The Order]] changed him, but not many people remember or knows that. He slowly became more ambitious, xeno-phobic and mad as his wingmans describe him. He still keeps on good terms with [[Zoners]], particulary [[The Omicroners]] and value independent groups like [[GMG]]. His aversion to house goverments is known but so far he didn't took any actions against with exception of his battles within [[Alaska]] system as part of respond missions concerning Liberty Navy and LSF hostilities in Omicron sector and open dissaprove of Kusari recent affairs. He is known to be loyal and friendly specialy to his crewmembers and officers serving together with him. His one of best actions included saving cruiser CV-Spectre from destruction due to massive Nomad assault, including two [[Nomad_Battleship|Nomad 'guardians']].
  
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Rumours and facts</span> ==
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Rumours and facts</span> ==
  
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* He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of the ass of Robert Rodent D'Souza.
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* He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of [[Gallic Border Worlds]]. In fact that he dissapeared for some time but files are classified to this day.
  
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* Golanski was recruited as a janitor by you know who.
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* Golanski was recruited to Order by lieutenant Matt Tucker.
  
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* He is sometimes mistaken as a taliban due to his voice.
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* He is sometimes mistaken as a Corsair due to his place of birth which was a coincidence.
  
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* He linkes to play 'throw it in my ass' with his school mates.
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* His [[Karasu]] is modified and serviced by himself.
  
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Career service record</span> ==
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Career service record</span> ==
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6.11.817
 
6.11.817
  
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Joined Order secondary fleet as a janitor onboard the Sajuuk. A smelly battleship renown for its bathrooms.
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Joined Order secondary fleet as operative. Assigned to CV-Sajuuk as pilot.
  
 
8.02.818
 
8.02.818
  
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Duty as hooker in the private quarters of the then fleet admiral Robert D'Souza.
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Duty as Preserver agent under command of Colonel [[Kell Tainer]]
  
 
25.04.818
 
25.04.818
  
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Accepted into primary fleet as head-blowjob giver.  
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Accepted into primary fleet as ensign. Assigned to CV-Isis as pilot.
  
 
10.06.818
 
10.06.818
  
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Demoted to janitor. Assigned to CV-Aresephes as janitor.
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Promoted to Lieutenant. Assigned to CV-Aresephes as blue wing leader.
  
 
10.07.818
 
10.07.818
  
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Buttcrack enlarged by an Osiris who didn't saw him floating in space while sucking on the stick of an unknown agent.
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Promoted to Commander. Assigned command of CV-Spectre.
  
 
13.08.818
 
13.08.818
  
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Promoted to Lead Hooker. Assigned order of pleasing the current Rear Admiral.
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Promoted to Captain. Assigned command of CV-Sajuuk.
  
 
8.01.819
 
8.01.819
  
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Got his penis cut off.  
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Promoted to Major.
  
 
22.02.819
 
22.02.819
  
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Got his balls cut off.
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Promoted to Colonel.
  
 
26.02.819
 
26.02.819
  
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Got his tongue cut off.
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Aquired "Spartan" callsign
  
 
17.03.819
 
17.03.819
  
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Did he got something else cut off? I don't know, but I think that someboy filled his crack with hot wax after this.
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Promoted to Commodore. Member of [[Order High Command|OHC]]
  
 
12.04.819
 
12.04.819
  
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Promoted to Eunuch.
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Rank restructurization, now Colonel in rank.
  
 
4.05.819
 
4.05.819
  
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Promoted to Glory-Hole.
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Promoted to Rear Admiral
  
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Best known vessels</span> ==
 
== [[Image:orderava.png|35px]]<span style="color:green;">Best known vessels</span> ==
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'''"Predator" - T-493-HF [[Karasu]] GMG Heavy Fighter.'''
 
'''"Predator" - T-493-HF [[Karasu]] GMG Heavy Fighter.'''
  
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Golanski's secondary anal sex toy.
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Colonel Golanski fighter, aquired by his private deal with [[GMG]] and heavily modified in Evora shipyard this unique snubcraft serves as Golanski main fighter. Observing BHG fighters like [[Sea Serpent]], nomad '[[Labraid]]' type and increasing ammounts of Kusarian military grade ships getting in hands of infectees Golanski decided to find aproriate vessel to deal with situation. Karasu here came in handy. While delivering punch comparable to very heavy fighters, agility stands on level of some light fighters.
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* ''' Loadout: '''
  
 
** H16 "Reaper" Order Neutron Cannon Mk V x4
 
** H16 "Reaper" Order Neutron Cannon Mk V x4
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'''"Morning star" - [[Havoc_Mk_II_-_XB-2_Civilian_Bomber|Havoc mk II]] - XB-2 Civilian Bomber'''
 
'''"Morning star" - [[Havoc_Mk_II_-_XB-2_Civilian_Bomber|Havoc mk II]] - XB-2 Civilian Bomber'''
  
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Golanski's tooth brush.
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Serving Golanski from ensign days in primary fleet, that Havoc mark 2 seen a lot of battles. Ship itself was 'liberated' directly from Ageira, and is one of finest model of that production line. Golanski choosed that vessel over [[Sekhmet]] Order bombers due to increased agility and ability to fly vessel without co-pilot who's not always available, with maximum efficiency.
  
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
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'''"Sajuuk" - CV-1 [[Osiris]] Order battleship.'''
 
'''"Sajuuk" - CV-1 [[Osiris]] Order battleship.'''
  
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Golanski's main sex toy.
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Constructed in early 817 A.S. Sajuuk is modified Osiris class battleship, with increased carrier capacity allowing to house two times more snubcrafts as normal osiris. Formerly under command of commander Lee Scott, Sajuuk was Golanski's first place of deployment and later was assigned to command that battleship itself.
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Equipped with advanced Order technology, still being uptated from time to time Sajuuk is one of most advanced warships still in service within Order fleet. Recently a identical to Sajuuk ship was built: CV-Hiigara commanded by captain Forge. Now those 'sister' ships roam Omicron sector together and are serious threat to everyone and everything that opposes [[Order]].
  
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
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'''"Inquisitor" - [[Jinkusu]] - Zoner Juggernaut'''
 
'''"Inquisitor" - [[Jinkusu]] - Zoner Juggernaut'''
  
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Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, the Jinkusu above served Flt. Adm. Braddock Muleen as his sex toy, due to the fame of the Order having sex with their ships while the Nomads watch them.
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Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, that jinkusu served fleet admiral [[Lee_Brandon|Lee Brandon's]] as capital ship and a Order flagship, it was forgotten and left in [[Omicron-100]] a year ago. On order of rear admiral Golanski, ship was re-comissioned to active service and receiving neccesary renovation it returned to action renamed to a CV-Inquisitor. It is more like a flying city than a proper warship but it is well equipped to defend itself. Production lines onboard allow to produce everything ranging from ammunition to snubcrafts and biodomes serve as powerful life-support systems for that giant vessel.
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* ''' Loadout: '''
 
* ''' Loadout: '''
  
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| {{Faction Diplomacy  begin}} Factions
 
| {{Faction Diplomacy  begin}} Factions
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{{FD | Penis | +0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Zoners]] | +0.9}}
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{{FD | Balls | +0.6}}
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{{FD | [[GMG]] | +0.6}}
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{{FD | Asshole | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[IMG]] | +0.3}}
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{{FD | My mother | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Council]] | +0.3}}
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{{FD | My sister (Yes, I'm an incestous SOB) | +0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Bundschuh]] | +0.3}}
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{{FD | Dildo | +0.0}}
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{{FD | [[Hellfire Legion]] | +0.0}}
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{{FD | Bondage | +0.0}}
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{{FD | [[Blood Dragons]] | +0.0}}
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{{FD | Yoghi the Bear | -0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Artificial_Intelligence|Toasters]] | -0.3}}
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{{FD | Homer Simpson | -0.4}}
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{{FD | [[Hogosha]] | -0.4}}
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{{FD | My father | -0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Corsairs]] | -0.7}}
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{{FD | Meat grinder | -0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Outcasts]] | -0.7}}
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{{FD | Girls | -0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Bounty_Hunters_Guild_Core|Core]] | -0.9}}
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{{FD | Vagina | -0.9}}
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{{FD | [[SCRA]] | -0.9}}
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{{Faction Diplomacy  end}}
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| {{Faction Diplomacy  begin}} Individuals
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{{FD | [[Kell_Tainer|Commodore Kell Tainer]] | +0.9}}
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{{FD | [[Eriksson_Ravenov|Colonel Eriksson Ravenov]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Carmen_Richards|Captain Carmen Richards]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Jeremy_Hunter|Colonel Jeremy Hunter]] | +0.8}}
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{{FD | [[Rika Dimitrova|Commander Rika Dimitrova]] | +0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Caja_Collister|Vice Admiral Caja Collister]] | +0.7}}
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{{FD | [[Dave_Synk|Colonel Dave Synk]] | +0.5}}
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{{FD | [[X]] | +0.5}}
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{{FD | [[Bo Keek]] | +0.4}}
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{{FD | [[Dimitrovi_Family#Georgi_Dimitrov|Georgi Dimitrov]] | +0.4}}
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{{FD | [[Sequoia Hart]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Christopher Dangen]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Jack_Aubrey|Colonel Jack Aubrey]] | -0.1}}
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{{FD | [[Julia_Benford|Fleet Admiral Julia Benford]] | -0.3}}
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{{FD | [[Alvin_Katz|Premier Alvin Katz]] | -0.9}}
 
{{Faction Diplomacy  end}}
 
{{Faction Diplomacy  end}}
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|}

Revision as of 10:54, 7 July 2011


Michal Golanski
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Michal Golanski, Gran Canaria 818 A.S.
Profile
Origin Edge Worlds
Occupation Order High Command member, Wedjat Spymaster
Affiliation The Order, Zoners
Rank Rear Admiral
Status Active (819 A.S.)
Born 30th April 798 A.S., Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma
Feel free to kill me... many tried, everyone fallen. - Golanski to bounty hunters before battle.


35pxBackground

Golanski is an Order Primary Fleet officer, former Zoner born on planet Crete. Recruited to Order by covert recruiter onboard Java Station. His duty in primary fleet began after the invitation from captain Eriksson Ravenov.

35pxEarly life and descendant

Golanski was sometimes mistaken as Corsair, due to the place from where he was born. But his parents were Zoners of not clear descendant, possible similar to East European colonists from the overloaded Hispania that later usualy mixed into other houses or SCRA. He spent his early life in Omicrons. He lived mainly on Freeport 9, being trained in piloting a fighter when he was 16. His life was hard as the Edge Worlds offer a relative safe following idea stay away from any troubles.

35pxFreelancer career and Order

Freeport 9, to which station Golanski affilates himself to.

Finaly Omicrons were too small for him. In 817 A.S. after being captured by Das Wilde and by miracle avoiding infection, he decided to start a freelancer career in house core space. He piloted the Charon and the Kingfisher fighters keeping low profile. During his visit on Java Station he met an Order recruiter who took him to Omicron Minor. Under the callsign 'Omicron' he worked in secondary fleet, later under command of colonel Kell Tainer. Then he was introduced slowly to the inteligence division (Called the Wedjat), becoming a prospective operative. He signed up for primary fleet after his friend, Chris Leigh quickly reaching officer status in the fleet. He is very proud of it, soon joining science division when he heared that they need experienced pilot for research team, objective was secret but after the mission he stayed serving as liason officer and explorer.

35pxIn the fleet

Live in The Order changed him, but not many people remember or knows that. He slowly became more ambitious, xeno-phobic and mad as his wingmans describe him. He still keeps on good terms with Zoners, particulary The Omicroners and value independent groups like GMG. His aversion to house goverments is known but so far he didn't took any actions against with exception of his battles within Alaska system as part of respond missions concerning Liberty Navy and LSF hostilities in Omicron sector and open dissaprove of Kusari recent affairs. He is known to be loyal and friendly specialy to his crewmembers and officers serving together with him. His one of best actions included saving cruiser CV-Spectre from destruction due to massive Nomad assault, including two Nomad 'guardians'.

35pxRumours and facts

  • He is rumoured to be a agent who made accurate maps of Gallic Border Worlds. In fact that he dissapeared for some time but files are classified to this day.
  • Golanski was recruited to Order by lieutenant Matt Tucker.
  • He is sometimes mistaken as a Corsair due to his place of birth which was a coincidence.
  • His Karasu is modified and serviced by himself.

35pxCareer service record

6.11.817

Joined Order secondary fleet as operative. Assigned to CV-Sajuuk as pilot.

8.02.818

Duty as Preserver agent under command of Colonel Kell Tainer

25.04.818

Accepted into primary fleet as ensign. Assigned to CV-Isis as pilot.

10.06.818

Promoted to Lieutenant. Assigned to CV-Aresephes as blue wing leader.

10.07.818

Promoted to Commander. Assigned command of CV-Spectre.

13.08.818

Promoted to Captain. Assigned command of CV-Sajuuk.

8.01.819

Promoted to Major.

22.02.819

Promoted to Colonel.

26.02.819

Aquired "Spartan" callsign

17.03.819

Promoted to Commodore. Member of OHC

12.04.819

Rank restructurization, now Colonel in rank.

4.05.819

Promoted to Rear Admiral

35pxBest known vessels

"Predator", an T-493-HF 'Karasu', Michal's primary fighter.

"Predator" - T-493-HF Karasu GMG Heavy Fighter.

Colonel Golanski fighter, aquired by his private deal with GMG and heavily modified in Evora shipyard this unique snubcraft serves as Golanski main fighter. Observing BHG fighters like Sea Serpent, nomad 'Labraid' type and increasing ammounts of Kusarian military grade ships getting in hands of infectees Golanski decided to find aproriate vessel to deal with situation. Karasu here came in handy. While delivering punch comparable to very heavy fighters, agility stands on level of some light fighters.

  • Loadout:
    • H16 "Reaper" Order Neutron Cannon Mk V x4
    • CP-e "Debilitator" Civilian Advanced Mk II Pulse Cannon x2
    • Starkiller torpedo launcher x1
    • HM-i "Ripper" Homing Mine Dropper x1
    • CM-4 Enhanced Countermeasure Dropper x1
"Morning star", an XB-2 'Havoc mk2', Michal's primary bomber.

"Morning star" - Havoc mk II - XB-2 Civilian Bomber

Serving Golanski from ensign days in primary fleet, that Havoc mark 2 seen a lot of battles. Ship itself was 'liberated' directly from Ageira, and is one of finest model of that production line. Golanski choosed that vessel over Sekhmet Order bombers due to increased agility and ability to fly vessel without co-pilot who's not always available, with maximum efficiency.

  • Loadout:
    • G2 LS92-1 "Lacerator" EMP Cannon x4
    • ANC-2 "Nova" Antimatter Torpedo Launcher x1
    • AN-3 "Supernova" Antimatter Cannon x1
    • MX-17 Nuclear Mine Dropper x1
    • CM-4 Enhanced Countermeasure Dropper x1
"Sajuuk", an CV-1 'Osiris', Michal's frontline battleship.

"Sajuuk" - CV-1 Osiris Order battleship.

Constructed in early 817 A.S. Sajuuk is modified Osiris class battleship, with increased carrier capacity allowing to house two times more snubcrafts as normal osiris. Formerly under command of commander Lee Scott, Sajuuk was Golanski's first place of deployment and later was assigned to command that battleship itself. Equipped with advanced Order technology, still being uptated from time to time Sajuuk is one of most advanced warships still in service within Order fleet. Recently a identical to Sajuuk ship was built: CV-Hiigara commanded by captain Forge. Now those 'sister' ships roam Omicron sector together and are serious threat to everyone and everything that opposes Order.

  • Loadout:
    • GMG battleship primary turrets x11
    • "Mortar" artillery turret x1
"Inquisitor", an Zoner Juggernaut, The Order flagship.

"Inquisitor" - Jinkusu - Zoner Juggernaut

Formerly known as CV-Pyramid, that jinkusu served fleet admiral Lee Brandon's as capital ship and a Order flagship, it was forgotten and left in Omicron-100 a year ago. On order of rear admiral Golanski, ship was re-comissioned to active service and receiving neccesary renovation it returned to action renamed to a CV-Inquisitor. It is more like a flying city than a proper warship but it is well equipped to defend itself. Production lines onboard allow to produce everything ranging from ammunition to snubcrafts and biodomes serve as powerful life-support systems for that giant vessel.

  • Loadout:
    • Order Battleship Turret Mk II x12
    • "Heavy mortar" artillery turret x1
    • EMP-1 Battleship Pulse Cannon x3

35pxPersonal point of view

Faction Relationship Factions
Zoners
Allied
GMG
Friendly
IMG
Neutral
Council
Neutral
Bundschuh
Neutral
Hellfire Legion
Neutral
Blood Dragons
Neutral
Toasters
Neutral
Hogosha
Unfriendly
Corsairs
Hostile
Outcasts
Hostile
Core
At War
SCRA
At War
Faction Relationship Individuals
Commodore Kell Tainer
Allied
Colonel Eriksson Ravenov
Allied
Captain Carmen Richards
Allied
Colonel Jeremy Hunter
Allied
Commander Rika Dimitrova
Friendly
Vice Admiral Caja Collister
Friendly
Colonel Dave Synk
Friendly
X
Friendly
Bo Keek
Friendly
Georgi Dimitrov
Friendly
Sequoia Hart
Neutral
Christopher Dangen
Neutral
Colonel Jack Aubrey
Neutral
Fleet Admiral Julia Benford
Neutral
Premier Alvin Katz
At War
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