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Name: James McClallen aka Clown
Ship: Cougar Gallic Bomber
Origin: Libertonian
Affiliation: Freelancer
Identification: Freelancer
Hello dear Lane Hackers,
I am here to sign up on your nice Job Board. My name is James McClallen, also known as Clown. I am a Libertonian. I worked for alot of companies, but the one that betrayed me is the Liberty Navy. I was traveling in the Texas system, when 4 Navy Fighters engaged me, and Im here to kill them. I see your board pays very well for their heads, so...... can I sign up? Also, before you ask about my ship, I got it from a Junker who found it and fixed it, cost me 35.000.000 SC. Also, I am a big fan of the Reavers, so I said why not get me one of these like the famous Reavers?
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Signed,
James McClallen
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From: La Veuve Noire.
To: The Lane Hackers
Subject: A Gallic Technology that may pick your fancy.
Greetings from Gallia, Geeks and Freaks. I heard you boys were the best at what you do. I represent interests of an organisation within Gallia named the Unione Corse. My friends in the Liberty Rogues were nice enough to point me to this channel.
Let me put this out of the way already: The Corse are neither Royalists, nor are they Anti-Royalists. We're Moneyists, if you know what I mean. Oh, the puns I make, I'll kill myself with laughters, one day.
Perhaps you're familiar with a certain Gallic technology known as 'Holo-tainments', a virtual reality device which lets one feel and experience the virtual environment around them. Yet, there are several restraints and 'protections' built into these devices to prevent them from being 'too addictive'.
We, at the Corse, believe this to be nonsense.
As a result, we've been spending the last few decades unlocking these devices to let our customers fully enjoy the experience of their programs. The product isn't entirely safe, though, and the results of our product began worsening over the years. We believe that Solar Engineering recently began inserting failsafes into their products, such as frequencies that fry the brains of certain costumers more sensitive to the product than others to try to scare the population away from them.
As a result, the business isn't as fructuous as it could be, and Sirius is missing out, if you know what I mean. Perhaps we could begin a partnership in regard to this issue?
La Veuve Noire