06-03-2018, 12:20 AM
Notification:
Casualties and Rank Changes:
Ensign Frank Porkfield is hereby, on the 2nd of June 825, pronounced, quoted from the coroner's report, "rather late".
Ensign Frank Porkfield is hereby also demoted to Toilet Cleaner, taking into account all the evidence about the excessive deployment of gin on the battlefield that has emerged with the autopsy of his body. He is expected to begin his duty by 08:00 tomorrow, and will be demoted further if he does not perform up to the standards. Subsequent demotions may lead to court martial, which may, should further deterioration of the case occur, lead to capital punishment.
This notice was due to be posted long ago, so it will also fall into the category of "rather late".
Ensign Frank Porkfield is hereby also demoted to Toilet Cleaner, taking into account all the evidence about the excessive deployment of gin on the battlefield that has emerged with the autopsy of his body. He is expected to begin his duty by 08:00 tomorrow, and will be demoted further if he does not perform up to the standards. Subsequent demotions may lead to court martial, which may, should further deterioration of the case occur, lead to capital punishment.
This notice was due to be posted long ago, so it will also fall into the category of "rather late".
Carina, Regina, Imperatrix!
Admiralty Board